36. Having s3x purely to get the cuddle at the end isn’t healthy. If that’s what you’re really after, go see a friend or your Mum instead of a lover. Better still, get a dog.
37. Some men ask for s3x when what they really want is love.
Women aren’t the only ones who use s3x to get affection. Having s3x is a sneaky, ‘manly’ way of getting close to you.
38. S3x long-term is very different than s3x short term. It doesn’t mean you don’t fancy your partner because you’re not spontaneously gagging for it every day, six years in.
39. He’s not a mind reader. No-one knows what it is you feel like, at any given moment, other than you.
40. Mouths are good for lots of things but telling your partner what you like and don’t like is the most important use of all.
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